(UK answers only) Is there ANY 'bought' pizza that tastes like a takeaway one?

I have tried many 'brands' such as Dr Otker, Chicago Town etc etc, but I have YET to have a chilled/frozen variety pizza that tastes anything like a takeaway pizza. The ones that 'rise' while cooking are possibly the closest I have tasted, but I'm still waiting to be dazzled by the shop bought variety. Am I asking too much?